Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Steven Seagal The Singer

Speaking of wannabe-singers, get a load of this! Steven Seagal has an album now! I've learned it from DJ Kel's posting. I searched for it tonight and whoa! There's even a music page dedicated to it!

Here's the introduction (including some of my notes):

"Origins: born in 1951 in Lansing (Michigan), Steven Seagal was the first Westerner to open a school of martial arts in Japan. (Is this a success? Who needs to learn martial arts from a Westerner when they have the experts themselves?!) The general public knew through his many films of action but it is another facet of his personality which emerges in 2004! (Did I read that right? Another facet of his personality?) This enthusiastic follower of Buddhism (He actually believes that he is Buddha reincarnated, right?) delivers an awesome album (Wow! Awesome daw!) already bubbling on the charts in France! (Is France now the music capital of the world? That we get to buy whatever is "hot-selling" there?) The "Songs From The Crystal Cave CD will be available for purchase on this website soon! Ingredients (Ingredients talaga?!): Steven Seagal delivers titles to the American ultra consonances (blues, folk) but also of more directed songs world (ragga, Arab musics). (Galing! Different genres!) Surrounded by prestigious guests (B.B. King, Stevie Wonder...), the actor adds a new cord to his arc! To note: the presence of a poster dedicated inside the small pocket for all his fans! (That is a great treat for fans! A poster!) Click on album photo above to go to the free MP3 page! (Hmm.. Nah. I'd buy the album!)

At least, dito sa 'tin, actors get to release an album while they are still on top of their careers. They don't do it to revive their dying career.

P.S. Who the f*ck wrote that introduction, anyway?!

1 comment:

Kel Fabie said...

I have some of his songs. He actually did a very good version of "Lollipop", as in yes, the song done by Pu3Ska.